Ranking Every Dum Dum Flavor.
16. Butterscotch.
Butterscotch is disgusting. No one likes this favor at all except for old people. Their only sales has to be to retirement villages. I can just see it now. Three 90-year old buddies playing bingo with a huge bowl of butterscotch lollipops.
15. Fruit Punch
This flavor is never a go-to and belongs with Koolaid. It's the flavor you stare at for 5 seconds and throw it away. #no regrets.
Belongs in a cough syrup bottle. Known to make people gag.
13. Mystery
I always seem to roll the dice and lose when it comes to mystery. always seems to be a mix of disgusting flavors.
12. Orange
Always a mid-flavor. Stands in the shadows of better flavors.
11. Cotton Candy
Imagine this flavor as childhood and the carnival mixed together. Ok but not a great flavor by any means.
10. Strawberry
Always reminds me of little candies my Grammy had in her purse. Nothing wrong with the flavor just too feminine.
9. Sour Apple
A little too wild for me. Seems that the crazy people like this flavor.
8. Grape
Easily the most underrated flavor out there. Its always faithful and you know what your getting.
7. Cream Soda
This flavor is the most mid and meh flavor. Chill matches the vibe you get when you lick Cream Soda.
6. Watermelon
This flavor is a classic. It has a summer day vibe to it and a safe pick.
5. Pineapple
Tastes exactly like the wrapper looks like. Love the flavor and I'm not kidding but it actually smells really good.
4. Dragon Fruit
So mysterious and insanely good flavor. 1,000 aura for sure.
3. Blue Rasberry
Awesome flavor and not number one for 2 reasons.
A. Overrated.
B. Makes your lips blue.
2. You either love it or you hate it. Tastes like soda in candy form. Super laid back and the best flavor for to end on. And its even a flavor that if your not in the mood for candy, you can easily still have it.
1. Peach-Mango.
An ELITE flavor that perfects the levels of sour, sweet, and candyish.
Super great and no other can beat the great flavor it has.

I'm just not a dum dum fan...
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