Football Talks (The narrative of every NFL Teams 2025 season.)

 Jets: The ship is sinking so lets throw everyone overboard.

Bills: The superhero Josh Allen and his trusty sidekick James Cook lead the way in an otherwise meh team.

Patriots. We finally are winning in the post-Brady era.

Dolphins: Is Tua not our guy??

Ravens: Expectation vs. Reality is a hard pill to swallow.

Steelers: Grandpa can win games too ya know.

Browns: Their just the same old Browns we all love and laugh at.

Bengals: We suffer again as Joe Burrows reliability ruins our season.

Colts: Let me adjust my glasses. Was that Daniel Jones?

Jaguars: Fans do a doubletake every time they see 2 things.

A. See a 12-4 record.

B. Thought they just saw a girl in Trevor Lawrences uniform.

Texans: Copy and paste every single year with CJ Stroud.

Chiefs: Tears fall as fans know the dynasty is over.

Raiders: Won the tanking award.

Titans: Hype expired faster than milk.

Chargers: Winning since 2010.

Broncos: Great Payton=Great Playing

Commanders: Assembled a roster for a QB that didn't play.

 Cowboys: “This is our year” — now in its 29th consecutive season.

Panthers: Progress...Slowly Loading

Falcons: Always in between rebuilding and a winning season.

Saints: Is Tyler Shough our guy?

Giants: Has more rebuilds than Lego does.

Eagles: The revolving door of offensive coordinators gets old quick. #very quick.

Rams: Is Matthew Stafford HOF worthy?

Cardinals: The Kyler Murray era is over.

49ers: The team where the backups play just as good as the starters.

Seahawks: Can we officially say Sam Darnold is a great QB?

Vikings: Never should of let Sam Darnold go. Sniff, sniff.

Bears: "What a difference Ben Johnson makes," says Caleb Williams.

Lions: Can't handle greatness effectively.

Packers: Parsons + Packers= Lombardi.  Backup QB + Injured Parsons = Mediocrity.

Buccaneers: To be a contender or not to be a contender. #No one knows.