Ranking Every NFL Teams Scariness Based off Their Name.

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Have you ever wondered why some logos in the NFL are kind of wimpy while others strike fear into you.

Today I will be ranking all 32 logos and names based off of how much they scare me.





32. Cardinals


The Cardinals have the most wimpy name. Its a Cardinal. Like this does not look scary or sound scary in the slightest. Tis one falls last due to having a small red bird as the mascot.


31. Dolphins

The Dolphins seem like a super fun team not scary. Even the Dolphin looks like its friendly and smiling.


30.  Saints


If Saints are like good Christian people, their not a scary competitor. Like Saints is the complete opposite of scary.


29. Ravens


Once again a bird. A Raven isn't scary and a small black bird doesn't intimidate me.


28. Packers


Sound like a grocery job more then anything else.



27. Browns


Is a Helmet logo and a team name of the Browns the best the NFL has?



26. Colts


Nothing against the Colts but it doesn't have a scary vibe at all.



25. Commanders



I have to put a team pretty low on the scariness ranking when your mascot is a pig.


24. Falcons


This is a decent name but I can go only so far when the logo is a bird.


23. Jets


Nothing bad about the logo but like in Monsters Inc. "Your just not scary."


22. 49ers


The goldrush-miners seem more dumb and salty then frightening.


21. Texans


The Texans are ok but when I think of "Texans" I think of some old country-Hicks with a southern drawl.


20. Cowboys


Nothing overly scary about a cowboy


19. Rams


Pretty good logo and team expect for the fact that the team is named after a billy goat.



18. Chargers



Decent but the arch reminds me of the rainbow



17. Giants



Would be scary but the logo ruins it. 



16. Steelers

Ok but not really anything to be afraid of.


15. Bills

Solid name and logo but have you ever noticed that the red line reminds me of a bullet.


14. Chiefs


Good but it reminds me of the local high school football team which is nothing to be afraid of.



13. Panthers

I don't really know what to say here except, their at 13





12. Broncos




Pretty good logo and the orange eyes are pretty cool.


11. 


Good logo and name. The only down side is elvis.




10. Titans


I like the history of what they were named after.



9. Seahawks



They have always looked scary to me.



8. Bengals




Solid logo that looks really fierce. I have always liked tigers.



7. Jaguars

The teeth seal the deal on this scary sounding team.



6. Lions


Very intimidating especially as the lion in the logo is attacking.


5. Bears


Bears have always been a scary animal and it looks like its looking at you.



4. Buccaneers.



If you have watched the Swiss family Robinson movie, you understand.



3. Vikings


Vikings were really cruel in real life.


2. Eagles


You may think that I'm biased and I am. This team is so awesome.



1. Raiders


I once watched a video about the history of the name raiders and who they were and it creeped me out. Also the black color is scary.






























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